I'm brandi, or andi.
this is me and all my awkwardness. have fun smelling my poop, bitches.
"what is going on"
"why are you being so dramatic"
"I thought you wanted to be part of this world?"
"i did not sign up for this"
"someone help me"
"I almost kissed a fish"
YEAH HE JUST LETS HER DROP
looks like Prince Eric just
dropped the bass
was that a fish pun
I couldn’t pass up the opportunaty
oh my cod
i sea what you did there
i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
Wait so it’s not normal that I can have multiple consecutive orgasms….
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him