I'm brandi, or andi.
this is me and all my awkwardness. have fun smelling my poop, bitches.

 

horses-and-taylorswift:

vvelookedlikegiants:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

Oh my fucking god I took the time to watch this finally

IM CRYING

Yassssss.

(Source: missinglinc)

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

(Source: iiiarclight)

braydaaan:

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

omfg i cant

braydaaan:

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

omfg i cant

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF LOOK AT ERIC’S FACE

marybethwalworth:

hemillsie:

crystalmoonsoldier:

hemillsie:

crystalmoonsoldier:

hemillsie:

master-dwarf:

"what is going on"

"why are you being so dramatic"

"I  thought you wanted to be part of this world?"

"i did not sign up for this"

"someone help me"

"I almost kissed a fish"

YEAH HE JUST LETS HER DROP

looks like Prince Eric just

dropped the bass

was that a fish pun

I couldn’t pass up the opportunaty

oh my cod

i sea what you did there

(Source: mhyin-mahar)

ride-the-spirals:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

Wait so it’s not normal that I can have multiple consecutive orgasms….

I don’t like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It’s just the wilderness instinct in me, I guess.

(Source: alicecomedies)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him